Another celebrity baby birth today! Congratulations to Miss Geri Halliwell, better known as Ginger Spice. OK, its not exactly an A-list birth, and the father is some fat, bearded nobody... but we all loved the Spice Girls, right? Come on, admit it, you liked their first song, you secretly saw the movie, and there was a brief period back in the day where you said "girl power", even if it was said in a too-cool ironic manner.
And for those of you wondering quite how this story constitutes celebrity religion news, well, it probably doesn't... except of course that Ginger has always been a bit weird and new-agey, and into yoga and stuff. Plus, her offspring may very well join the army of celebrity babies recently spawned, and help bring about the Apocalypse.
*UPDATE* There have been unconfirmed reports that she is planning on calling her daughter Jezebel. After the Biblica Jezebel, the Phoenician Queen who was a murderer, prostitute and enemy of God. I am praying that she does name her kid that, it is just too perfect. Maybe baby Moses started a craze... I am hoping to see some celebrity sprogs popping up with names like Samson, Delilah or maybe Nebechanezzar!
I forgot how beautiful Geri was! heehee
Posted by: laurz | 16/05/2006 at 05:46 PM
Don't ya just love Ginge, she gives hope to all us fat, bearded nobodies. She still makes me wanna Zig-a-Zig Ahhhhhhhhh...
Posted by: Fatbeardy | 18/05/2006 at 01:35 PM