Paris Does it in Church!

Earlier today we debated over whether or not to help Paris Hilton in her self-publicising crusade across the globe by posting a photo of her boobies on our site.  With this finding there was no chance of a debate; we just had to tell you all about this!  Apparently, Miss Hilton has claimed (despite her flirtations with Kabbalah and behaviour that would suggest otherwise) that she is indeed deeply religious.  She claimed,  "I'm Catholic. Of course, they're not going to run pictures of me in church."  They? They who?  Certainly not us! If we ever got our hands on photographic evidence that Paris Hilton was a devout Catholic you can bet that we would post them faster than you can say 'herpes'.  We are quite sure that the rest of the gossip-loving world would follow us in our astonishment at such a revelation.  Now, call me cynical, but does anyone else remember the story we posted about Paris being considered to play Mother Teresa? It is possible that these two stories are related? Is Paris trying to prove herself as a Catholic in order to bag herself a movie-role? Of course not; we are sure that this classy heiress would never sink so low!

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Her herpes infected groin area in this photo looks really, really gross. just thinking about her vagina makes me want to puke.

[Marco V Goya Mtz.]

creo que ya va siendo hora que dejen en paz a mi cuñadita por favor es una chica muy sabrosa que trata de vivir su vida sin inmiscuirse con otros ya dèjenla