"Hurrah!", was the cry heard from Celebrity Religion HQ as we read the headline Judge's Da Vinci code Solved "What could it be?", we wondered in excitement. Surely it would be something witty and comical from the judge who had made our day by deciding to have a bit of fun at work? Oh how wrong we were. A deep-seated feeling of disappointment has filled the HQ, similar to the one we experienced when we realised that there was indeed an 'evil Francie' in Alias and that Sydney's bubbly best friend had been murdered and replaced with a look-alike...sob sob. Oh yes, our favourite Judge (with the exception of Judy) Peter Smith, who made us smile yesterday with the news that work and play need not be separate entities, has confirmed that the message he left for the world to see was "Jackie Fisher who are you Dreadnought"! God God, I am not even sure I can bring myself to explain what this means without falling into a boredom induced coma, but here goes: John "Jakie" Fisher was a 19th century admiral who developed the first British modern warship, the Dreadnought. Wait, wait, don't leave!! I am finished with the boring story, I promise. I will never mention nineteenth century naval inventions again.
Just one more thing: how obvious was that? Anybody could figure out a crappy-ass elementary school code like that! The real challenge lies in the previously posted Celebrity Religion code, which is so ingenious and well hidden that the world has yet to crack it. Good luck readers!
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