Long standing rumours confirmed: Hasselhoff is God

I don't know how true this story is and to be honest I don't really care...the Hoff is awesome.  Everything about him is amazing.  Imagine my delight when i stumbled across this gem of an interview!  Reportedly, David Hasselhoff has had a "spiritual calling" to use his alter ego Michael Knight in order to change people's lives!  Referencing his numerous trips to visit children in hospitals he said, "How fantastic is that? I just walk in.  All the kids go, 'Ah, Michael Knight!' and start coming at me with their IVs"   I could, rather unappropriately, mention how this little anectdote conjured up images in my head of zombie-like children attacking the Hoff and using their IVs as weapons, but really I do not think this is the time or the place.  Personally, I have never doubted the Hoff's miraculous abilities. He can fly for goodness sake! Don't believe me?  Watch this classic video below:

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[Faith St ALbans VT]

WHAT THE FKCU?? David is such a turd--why would even the nitwit Germans like him?

[Faith St ALbans VT]

That last post got my URL wrong!

[chars]

All I can say is that unless you have driven a talking car, you are unqualified to judge the magnificance that is The Hoff.

[lauren]

I have a talking car...wait, does it count that I talk to my car? It doesn't talk back but sometimes I imagine that it does. We have the best conversations; God my car is amazing. Is it legal to marry a car? I suspect i need some sleep :-)