We are beginning to suspect that something foul is afoot. Not too long ago we reported that the Kabbalist Socialite Paris Hilton had allegedly been struck with herpes, and we can also tell you that Madonna was recently incapacitated by a hernia.
OK, Hilton having herpes might be because she is a dirty slut. Madonna having a hernia might be because she is ancient and constantly gyrates in purple lyotards. OR, maybe this is a Scientology plot, part of the on going battle to end all battles between the two celebrity cults. Who is next to receive a gross disease? Will Lohan get struck down by psoriasis? Will Demi Moore find herself with a mysterious case of scabies? Or maybe Rosanne Barr will become anorexic? (well, maybe not....) I guess we will just have to watch this space and remind those celebs to wear their red string with caution.
And let's not forget the bad botox.
Posted by: The Divine Ms. Jimmi | 04/04/2006 at 10:24 PM
There are two things that upset me about this picture: the flesh coloured, knee length, legging/panyhose things she is wearing. Why, for the love of God, would anyone wear them. (not that the purple lyotard makes much sense.) Also, she seems to be packing in her crotch area. The lyotard on a 60 year old is always gonna look bad, but she looks like she is pleased to see me! Particularly considering that creepy look on her face....
Posted by: chars | 06/04/2006 at 12:45 AM
seriously, every time i look at this picture i notice some other freaky aspect of Madonna's body. What is wrong with her??? WEAR CLOTHES...you would look really nice. Honest!
Posted by: laurz | 07/04/2006 at 11:46 PM