As you may recall from an article written by us a little while ago, rumours were flying around that Posh and Becks were on the verge of becoming Scientologists. However, we received some truly shocking news today when we saw that Posh has been spotted out and about with a suspicious piece of red string adorning her wrist.
According to Cult News
It appears that there has been an almost frantic competition between the two most popular purported ”cults” in Hollywood, to get the Beckhams onboard, they are Britain’s most popular celebrity couple, outside the royal family.
We will momentarily forgive the article for not recognizing Pete and Jordan as Britains best loved couple
(or is it just me that loves them?), and focus instead on the fact that Madonna and Tom Cruise have allegedly be out knocking on the Beckham's door to evangelize!I am sure Tom is particularly desperate to win this battle, especially if you believe the rumours that Scientology is having financial problems. Also, according to one of our sources, the battle for Victoria's soul may be one of the seven signs of the Scientology Apocalypse, alongside the birth of the alien child.
Shouldn't the explanation of your site be: "Celebrity Religion Gossip at it's most Irrelevant"?? Also Jordan is evil.
I love the site really.
Posted by: Ass Bandit | 29/03/2006 at 11:15 PM
Oh Ass Bandit... You can dis my site, but never, ever diss Jordan! She is amazing. The Orange skin, the massive tits, the skanky blonde hair extensions, her retarded kid... whats not to love?
Posted by: chars | 30/03/2006 at 04:59 AM
Well everything actually. She is the epitome of what is actually wrong with society. She garners more media attention than the environment, politics and famine combined. She also has some how deluded the female populus into believing that she holds the eternal answers to weight loss, fashion and love. when all she really knows is how to get her boobs out.
They are nice boobies though!
Posted by: Ass Bandit | 30/03/2006 at 10:41 AM
Um, who is Jordan? Really.
Posted by: Lisa | 10/04/2006 at 02:04 AM
Posh is interested by religion ??? But the red bracelet is also a sign for pro-ana. Or Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie are also Kabbalah ?
Posted by: FrenchComment | 29/04/2006 at 04:01 PM
hey! if you look here: http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/04/yawnlohan_tells.html
then you will see that Lohan has been quite open about her interest in Kabbalah for a while now. How seriously she takes it is another story! ;-)
Posted by: Lauren | 30/04/2006 at 09:53 AM
I'm interested in kabballah too because they are weird but I don't thik I would join it.
Posted by: markie | 16/06/2008 at 09:45 PM
The introduction of Angels as the bearers of the revelationary is a standing feature. At least four types or ranks of angels are mentioned in biblical scripture: the Archangels, Angels, Cherubim and the Seraphim. God may give instructions through the medium of these heavenly messengers, and who act as the seer's guide. With that on mind, forget religion, just believe your own instincts.
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