This Just In:
Tom Cruise had signs delivered to his Beverley Hills Mansion that remind his brain washed slave (sorry, I mean wife-to-be), to remain silent during the birth! The Sun reports that several 6 foot placards arrived, one of which reads
“Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”We are not quite sure how to make the physical motions of child birth understandable, but we are sure there is a perfectly crazy explanation for this order.
So it looks like Katie has definitely succombed to Tom Cruise and The Church of Scientology, and their wacko, woman hating, ways. And the boards can be recycled to be used after the birth. Soon Tom will have them posted around his house with messages such as "Where's my dinner, bitch?", "Do the ironing, and don't complain about it", and "I am not gay, no matter what anyone says, I am not a homo." What a pleasant future young Katie has in store.
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