In light of Will Young's hunt for the Big Guy, we thought we would help out celebs in need of God, by pointing them in the right direction for inspirational Jesus figures. 
Who doesn't want a buddy Christ figurine to help "reinforce Jesus as friend in everyday activities"? We are just so sad that young Katie Holmes didn't find these statues earlier! Seeing Big J playing Baseball with children (and looking uncannily like that guy you tell your children to never except candy from), could save anyone from the clutches of Scientology!
And I don't care what anyone says... Jesus' love for the children is perfectly natural, and in no way paedophillic. He just wants you to call him "daddy" while he teaches you how to handle your club....
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