The Ten Commandments of Celebrity Worship

1. Thou art more important than your chosen god.
2. Thou shalt worship whichever god that has the best accessories.
3. Thou must publicize your chosen gods' name (on T-shirts, caps, belts and in magazines, etc.)
4. Remember your San Tropez appointment and keep it holy.
5. Thou must make of thyself an idol.
6. Honour thy publicist and thy stylist.
7. Thou shalt not murder the paparazzi, just hit them for publicity.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery (on video tape).
9. Thou shalt give false testimony about Paris Hilton in gossip mags and start a bitch fight.
10. Thou shalt not covet your celeb pal's religion. Find your own god and start your own religious craze.

Comments

[Lena]

I wonder about the 8th commandment..is this all that important? What if you are not the one commiting adultery? Is it okay to video tape then? I want to follow the rules but its so hard sometimes. Is this one more of a suggestion?