Britney's Crucifixin'

Since marrying a yokel, having a kid and getting fat, Britney has been having a bit of a bad time. But now she is losing the weight and making a comeback. And what better way to get some media attention than by pissing off a couple of million Christians? Brit has been planning to not only appear on Will and Grace, not quite the religious Right's favourite show, but to play a crazy Christian TV chef, on a show called Cruci-fixin'. The response has been predictable and swift, with the American Family Association calling for the episode to be scrapped. It appears God has scored a double victory, NBC has retracted its press release, claiming the episode has not even been written, and Britney has become a Hindu!