When I read this story, for the first time in many years I was genuinely shocked by a celeb's antics. Not because they were rude, vulgar or offensive. Oh no, I can handle that. However, I cannot abide sheer stupidity. Madonna has been "lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid", according to the Sunday Times. As we have mentioned before, Madge and other Kabbalah followers believe that water can gain magical healing powers through a special process of meditation and other such BS. Allegedly, Madonna claimed that she,
"can write the greatest songs [in your opinion honey] and make the most fabulous films [Swept Away is like totally my fave movie] and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn't a world to conquer, what's the point?"
I can almost smell Madge's ego from here. What will be next? Using those little red strings to build spiritually enlightened houses? Don't mock me! It is a good idea. I don't care if you cant build a house out of string. This is no ordinary string you know, it is magical and if there are any problems then a unicorn will ride in from Narnia and fix everything!