Freemasonry sweeps across Hollywood?

After gearing this piece of news I had to commit several sins in order to claw my way to a computer just to share the story with our readers.  Guy Ritchie (famed director of such classic movies as "Swept Away") has announced that he intends to make a documentary centred around Kabbalah.  This is hardly surprising given that his wife is a devout member* of this religion.*  Ritchie says that the film will reference Albert Pike's 1871 book "MOrals and Dogma", which draws parallels between Kabbalah and Freemasonry.  This news has excited CR HQ in a big way.  Dan Brown's next novel is also said to concentrate on the mysteries of freemasonry.  Could it be that the world of Hollywood is going to get its talons into Freemasonry and we will shortly have jewel encrusted masonic lodges standing tall in front of the homes of the likes of J-Lo, La Lohan, Paris Hilton, or even the religo-chameleon that is the lovely Miss Britney Spears.  now I know I have a habit of getting very ahead of myself, but for the love of God, I can hardly wait!

* for 'member' read '960 year old follower'

* for 'religion' read 'confused money grabbing organisation'

Comments

[Astrid]

Are you ever coming back and post something else ?? :(

I miss your blog ...

[januaryanne]

OH YAY! Dan brown writes again! Guy Ritchie can make Swept Away 2!

If I were Guy I'd send less time imitating crappy writers and more time trying to explain to my daughter why she is the only one in the family who looks Mexican.

[Apres Ski]

I hear the Roman Catholics still have their sticky little Rosary fingers in the Freemasons. Any word, he'll show how they've screwed that up?

[Iks Serpa]

Actually, it's the rabbis who've always had their sticky little Kaballah fingers in the Freemasons.

[alfafa]

michael jackson madonna lindsay lohan paris hilton nicole richie
demi moore ashton and many more are freemason

ps go on youtube check out lindsay lohan video called rumors
when shes dances at the end shes shapes her fingers like pyramid over her eyes and you will see the freemason symbol

[Afro-deziak]

Re Alfalfa's post: 'madonna lindsay lohan paris hilton nicole richie demi moore and many more are freemason'

Women cant become freemasons.

[Busby SEO Test]

i like your wrote style... thanks for your info anyway :)

[SJ]

@Afro-deziak who said women cant be freemason?
Check out "The Arrivals" series on youtube. It will tell you everything you need to know re: kaballah and freemasonary.

[Njikalaj]

yeah but women can be the kabbalah witches! ;O)

[paki soldier]

fuk off freemasons

[paki soldier]

freemasons will die just watch i hate u bastards what da fuk is ur problem ur asses will get kicked by muslims and i hope u burn in da fire of hell

[paki soldier]

FREEMASONS u stink !!!!what da fuk is up with ur handshake madonna da slag if theres any freeasons in da world and hollywood u idiots will die and regret the lady in red is abitch and the devil can suck on my tailpipe i admit im a muslim i love allah he will punish every freemason

[McCoy]

Actually it doesn't even matter what religion you are, you can be a Freemason anyways, it doesn't matter who or what you believe in, as long as you believe in a higher power, and umm Lohan and Hilton are NOT freemasons because you can't be one unless your a male..I miss the days when people read up on ALL the facts before trashing things :).. oh and "paki soldier" I don't give a damn who you love and what religion you are, trashing other religions and beliefs, saying they automatically will die is immature, and it doesn't make you better than anyone else!