After gearing this piece of news I had to commit several sins in order to claw my way to a computer just to share the story with our readers. Guy Ritchie (famed director of such classic movies as "Swept Away") has announced that he intends to make a documentary centred around Kabbalah. This is hardly surprising given that his wife is a devout member* of this religion.* Ritchie says that the film will reference Albert Pike's 1871 book "MOrals and Dogma", which draws parallels between Kabbalah and Freemasonry. This news has excited CR HQ in a big way. Dan Brown's next novel is also said to concentrate on the mysteries of freemasonry. Could it be that the world of Hollywood is going to get its talons into Freemasonry and we will shortly have jewel encrusted masonic lodges standing tall in front of the homes of the likes of J-Lo, La Lohan, Paris Hilton, or even the religo-chameleon that is the lovely Miss Britney Spears. now I know I have a habit of getting very ahead of myself, but for the love of God, I can hardly wait!
* for 'member' read '960 year old follower'
* for 'religion' read 'confused money grabbing organisation'