Ginger Spice gives baby semi-religious name

You might remember last week when we reported that Geri Halliwell had given birth to a baby girl (we don't blame you for forgetting, we didn't really give a shit either). It seems that she has finally gotten round to giving her daughter a name, and a semi-religious one at that.  Geri has called her baby 'Bluebell Madonna' .  Obviously, we are delighted that she has decided to name her daughter after the Mother of Christ.  We think Ginger and Gwyneth Paltrow should set up an exclusive nursery for Moses and Madonna to play in together, only allowing other religiously-named celebrity babies to join them.  Supposedly, Geri's inspiration for the first part of the name was a result of the amount of bluebells that she spotted throughout her pregnancy.  What a wonderful way to name a child!  Soon there will be hoards of youngsters named "vomit", "swollen ankles", or "horrendous stretch-marks all over my stomach".  However, we have just one tiny one question: Geri, with all of the free time you have had since failing to maintain a successful solo career, couldn't you have come up with something better than that??!

Comments

[Chantelle]

Hehe, when I heard it on the radio this morning, I thought it was Lou belle. I really need to clean out my ears!

[maybe we should use names of fish]

cos you know
they dart around
and a kindo irridescent
and those shoals
its almost as it the know what everyone else is doing
like meerkats
lokking out for each other
just a loosly kniw group
run by a matriarch

i 'm assuming?

so females have the right to say yes or no to sex
they have the right to choose whether to use contraception or not
any baby aborted will appear as a kitten

look after them
its your baby
just a lower dimensional version of it
each dimension has its own animal kindgdon
or vice versa

or maybe they are all the same in the end

because it all starts with two self aware cells
that joing together and cooperate

they dont have to be together for ever

rambling
[apparently] :)