Britney Pregnant; Pope Declares Condoms a "Lesser Evil"

For months now the debate has been raging; is Britney pregnant or just fat. I have to say that I sided with the "fat" argument, but now it seems I may be wrong. US magazine has exclusively revealed that Britney is indeed carrying the seed K-Fed

Now, we can almost forgive Britney for getting pregnant with the hygenically challenged, trailer trash sleaze bag the first time... we all make mistakes. But being pregnant again means she slept with him more than once, which makes her plain stupid in our books. We are beginning to think that some celebrities just should not be allowed to breed. Particularly when they are this retarded/smelly/untalented/fat (insert your favourite adjective here).

Incidentally, Pope Benedict has apparently decided to publish a document in which the Catholic prohibition against the use of condoms is relaxed. According to this BBC report the new Pope (previous seen as a Rottweiller, but turning out to be more of a puppy) considers the use of condoms to be "a lesser evil" than certain consequences of sexual intercourse. Now, we are not saying that there two events are connected, but is it just a coincidence? We think not....

*Thanks to Gallery of the Absurd for the K-Fed artwork.