Karma Crap

When reading about the newest celebrity craze to be sweeping the globe, our initial reaction was "WTF????" But after doing a little more web-based research our next reaction was, "No, seriously, WTF??!!??"
According to sources, celebrity such as Oprah, Martha Stewart, Eva Longoria and Elton John have been buying Karma Guard.
Milk and Honey are promoting it, saying that;

It's a spray, it's a shield, it's a badge of awareness...it's Karma Guard!
The ultimate protection you can spray on yourself or all around you to keep bad karma away. Whether it's your own trash or someone else's, Karma Guard is here to clean it up and give you a fresh start. So as the dis leaves the lips, whip out the bottle with the shield and remember: Just one spray keeps the bad karma away!

Basically this is just a small spray, filled with mineral water and ginseng root, and it allegedly hastens the cleansing of Karma. Shop Intuition sells this bad boy at a bargain price of $7 per little bottle, and suggests that all your favourite stars use it to deflect bad vibes. Colour us cynical, but this just sounds too dumb to be true, especially given the proximity to April 1st. But you never know, the inhabitants of celebville are not exactly known for their intellectual prowess, and people actually do buy this B.S.

Comments

[notross]

haha! thats fucking funny!

[thebizofknowledge]

I stumbled across your blog while I was in the process of doing some online research. I'd be amazed if this story ended up being true. But then again, celebrities are notoriously paranoid and superstitious, so maybe I'd be amazed if it turned out it WASN'T true!

[laurz]

You're right! These days NOTHING surprises me about celebs!

[anonymous]

This is not true. You're making up both the story and the ad. No one is stupid enough to buy something like this.

[my dad]

thats my dads company... its a good way 2 trick the celebs

[Phill Yasen]

v8tnwE is it possible to make videos opened i new tab, auto-paused? ,