The court case concerning Dan Brown's alleged plaigerism has sadly overshadowed the more important story surrounding the Da Vinci Code. We are of course referring to the porno parody of the movie, The Da Vinci Load.
We kid you not fair readers, and Fleshbot provides a succinct synopsis of the film;
"Operatives of the Priory of Semen, including penile profiler Dr. Nadia Saint (Missy Monroe) discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. Determined to resurrect Da Vinci and overjoyed that the master’s sperm was not all “lost up a man’s ass”, they steal the painting and kill anyone who gets in their way."
Director of the film, Jerome Tanner also gives us an insight into the plot line, saying "That when Da Vinci was painting The Last Supper, he was jacking off, and some of his load got mixed in with the paint... So they extract his DNA from the painting, to clone Da Vinci. Just like Jurassic Park!”
It already sounds more believable than the book, and we suspect it will be a more enjoyable watch than the official film version (nudge, nudge, wink, wink.). We also look forward to the day the Leigh and Baigent sue the movie makers for copying their lesser known book "Holy Cum, Holy Ass".
Mona Lisa Picture originally found here.