As you may recall from an article written by us a little while ago, rumours were flying around that Posh and Becks were on the verge of becoming Scientologists. However, we received some truly shocking news today when we saw that Posh has been spotted out and about with a suspicious piece of red string adorning her wrist.
According to Cult News
It appears that there has been an almost frantic competition between the two most popular purported ”cults” in Hollywood, to get the Beckhams onboard, they are Britain’s most popular celebrity couple, outside the royal family.
We will momentarily forgive the article for not recognizing Pete and Jordan as Britains best loved couple (or is it just me that loves them?), and focus instead on the fact that Madonna and Tom Cruise have allegedly be out knocking on the Beckham's door to evangelize!
I am sure Tom is particularly desperate to win this battle, especially if you believe the rumours that Scientology is having financial problems. Also, according to one of our sources, the battle for Victoria's soul may be one of the seven signs of the Scientology Apocalypse, alongside the birth of the alien child.