Druggie Doherty's Turns to Buddha for Spiritual High

here we have another story from a British Tabloid, and therefore 100% reliable. Apparently crack head, junkie scum lord Pete Doherty has followed his on/off girlfriends lead and turned to Buddhism to help his addiction. He has allegedly told his friends (read; dealer) that he wants to try more meditation and that "he is really into spirituality and stuff." His skills at theological articulation aside, we are beginning to suspect that it will take a bit more than chanting "ohm" to wean this loser off crack. The upcoming edition of Rolling Stone magazine has an interview with the Babyshambles twat, in which Mark Binelli writes;

"Doherty kicked off the Q&A by snorting some heroin. "Over the next three hours, Doherty will also smoke crack, shoot heroin and take an 'ecstasy' pill," Binelli relates. "He does all of this casually, and openly, except for the shooting up, which he performs near the kitchenette, with his back to us. He offers me heroin and ecstasy but not crack. I decline. The more drugs Doherty does, the more he seems to relax. He never becomes incoherent, though occasionally he seems confused."

All of which leads us to ask, why isn't he dead yet?? Unless... he is already dead! He is looking more and more like a zombie everyday...

Comments

[krisdylee]

Maybe he should give Scientology a go.. didn't Tom say they have a great method of getting folks off the drugs???

[krisdylee]

BTW, he sort of looks like Helena Bonahm Carter in that picture.

[chars]

I am pretty sure the Scientology rehab method includes a complex process of brainwashing, combined with taking all your money, so that you cannot afford to buy any drugs.

LOL, he DOES look like Helena Bonham Carter!

[dude]

to the writter of the article, stop trashing pete doherty, you called him a twat and a loser. this guy manages to be a very average singer but be in an amazing band, be very average looking but have one of the hottest girlfriends anybody could ever have, who cares if he does drugs so many people do and we only know about him cause hes popular, so good on him.